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Sofa King Podcast

A Sofa King Classic: Mythical Monsters

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Dave should be back Wednesday and we will back to business as usually. It is hilarious to hear how much the show has changed since Episode 26. Check out this classic episode and thank you for being cool as fuck. This episode is all about mythical, mystical, and cryptozoological creatures. We cover a wide range from purely mythical and fictional creatures down to things that people think may exist in the real world. The Sofa Kings discuss crypto creatures and even talk about ghosts for a minute or two. Brad tests Dave and Brent’s nerd knowledge by asking about monsters found in popular fantasy games and classic mythology, and Brent astounds us with a discussion of monsters that come from Japan—and they are wild! Some of our specific topics include the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, the Moth Man, the Scape Ore Swam Lizard Man of South Carolina, vampires, and the mysterious “Bloop” from deep in the ocean that many people fear to be the sleeping Cthulhu. Adult Content. NSFW.

Transcript

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0:00.0

How to make a home made mommy

0:08.6

Get a corpse, get goals, get a coffee

0:11.6

Share with a witness in fact, get a coffee

0:14.0

For the hallowed excavation of a six more crummy

0:16.9

Stepping stern, a fighter cutter, Milan's well

0:19.4

Tones, butterflies, and fifty lines shelf

0:22.3

We'll be escorting by the Morgan's with exception

0:24.8

Of the press's kittens, heartings, and a prophecy

0:27.0

It's separate, wriggled jars

0:28.4

Omega-nays, we're jumping bigger cards

0:30.4

Shit, take apart and scissor

0:32.4

Don't make long a death, don't get it

0:38.4

Please read from sheets

0:40.4

I am

0:42.4

I am

0:43.4

Sofa Keen

0:44.4

Sofa Keen

0:46.4

Now repeat all very fast, please

0:48.4

I am Sofa Keen

0:50.4

Faster

0:51.4

I am Sofa

0:53.4

Not Sofa

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