A Sofa King Classic: Illuminati

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Another Classic while we try to quit sniffling and coughing.... We dig in to the conspiracy theories surrounding the Illuminati and their new world order. From the Bilderberg Group to the Freemasons, and from Bohemian Grove to space alien reptoids, we look at all the common ideas spread on the Internet about the Illuminati. We even look at the theories of the “Hop-Hop Illuminati” that supposedly rules rap music. Adult Content. NSFW.

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0:00.0	On this episode of the Sofa King podcast, we discussed the secret rulers of the earth and possibly the neighboring universe, the Illuminati.
0:09.0	They are the mother of all conspiracy theories, a single group that coordinates all the politics, finances, entertainment, war, peace, and major global events.
0:19.8	People think that they hail from the Society of Freemasons,
0:22.6	the Trilateral Commission, the Bilderberger group, the skull and bones, and any number of other
0:27.8	secret societies. Who are the Illuminati? What powers could such a group really have? Most importantly,
0:34.8	how does this affect hip-hop music and where do the lizard Jews from outer space come in?
0:40.6	To find out, wrap your head in tinfoil and be afraid of everything with a pyramid on it as we ask Brad to drop that funky intro.
0:53.6	Please read from sheets.
0:56.2	I am.
0:57.3	I am.
0:58.9	Sofa king.
1:00.6	Sofa king.
1:02.1	Now repeat all.
1:03.3	Very fast, please.
1:04.5	I am.
1:05.9	Sofa king.
1:06.7	Faster.
1:07.1	I am.
1:08.8	Not so fast.
1:10.8	Lose this meaning. I am sofa king with Not so fast. You lose this meaning.
1:12.0	I am so fucking retard.
1:15.0	You say funny things.
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