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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2015

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone on the internet back to Spontaneanation! This week, Paulsspecial guest is stand-up comedian Jen Kirkman aka The Pod F. Tompkast'sSouthie! They chat about whether ghosts exist or not, why Jen'smother calls her a miracle baby, and the chilling tale of the one-armed blacksmith that lived in her home in the 1800s. Paul is then joined by Matt Gourley, Jean Villepique, and Victor Yerrid to improvise a story set at a Snorkeling Excursion Ticket Kiosk. As always, the astounding Eban Schletter scores it all on piano!The next LIVE Spontaneanation happens at Largo very soon on Saturday, July 11th with special guests Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund, Chris Tallman, and Scott Aukerman! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! bit.ly/SPONT715

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0:00.0	Welcome
0:03.4	Welcome!
0:06.5	I'll pitch my voice any old way to say,
0:09.7	Welcome!
0:11.3	To spontaneous nation, this place that welcomes you.
0:17.7	No matter who, ye be.
0:22.8	A man, a woman, a white, a black.
0:26.7	Those four categories.
0:29.9	If you are any other ethnicity or gender,
0:33.9	please turn off the podcast right now.
0:36.9	We're trying to expand.
0:38.7	Listen, I've been talking to everyone on the board saying,
0:43.1	guys, I want to open this up to ethnicities beyond black and white,
0:48.6	and also people of different sexual orientations, trans people.
0:53.5	I want to get them all in here.
0:55.5	And this board, oh, I wish you could see these old money fat cats.
1:04.4	They all wear monocles.
1:07.9	All of their vests are too small because they're so fat from wealth.
1:13.3	One guy is very thin, just like the way he's, you know, it's just genetics,
1:17.6	but he stuffs money in his waistcoat to look as fat as the others.
1:24.6	They sicken me. You know me. I'm a man of the people.
1:28.0	All the people.
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