I feared you had died.

But it turns out you had just alive and spent.

Never put a hitchhiker in the back.

No, stab, stab, stab.

I've seen the films.

Like that.

Cheese wire.

You're dead.

Yeah.

We have to walk on gravel sometimes.

Owie.

Ow!

Isn't there enough to worry about?

Hello and welcome to wanging on.

It's a podcast, I'm told, where myself, Maria McCurlin,

dish out questionable advice to your dilemmas.

Maria, there you are. How are you?

Graham, do you notice anything different about our set today?

There might be something on the table with four legs.

I see nothing different here. Nothing different. All right, there's a, what is it, a ceramic dog?

It's a ceramic dog. I was just giving you ideas for the sort of dog you might like. And this is what they call a Yorkshire Terrier.

It's very well behaved. It's better behaved than your normal dog. I'll give you that. And also it's had a lovely coat of shellac. Yes, glossy coat, I would say. I don't know what it's eating. To keep it very shiny, but it has also made it rather stiff. Oh, yes. Off you go. Oh, aren't you go? Oh, aren't you good? Up, up, up. Oh. It's a good boy. Maria. Yeah. I have been on a secret mission this week. I can't tell you anything about it. Oh. I can't tell you anything about it, but involved using an airport, getting on a plane. You can't tell me anything about it. No, well, I can tell you that much. Have you been to see Elton John? I can't tell you anything. Oh, this is annoying.

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