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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

A Small Town Post Office After Hours w/ Big Grande

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins continues cross-over month on Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guests/improvisers are Big Grande (Big Grandes Teachers Lounge) Dan Lippert, Jon Mackey, Ryan Rosenberg, and Drew Tarver. They chat about what food item they have consumed the most of in their lifetime, the difficulty Drew's mother has differentiating her son from her husband, and Jons most mortifying experience with Dan and Drew at a McDonalds drive-thru. Then they improvise a story set in A Small Town Post Office After Hours. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome.

0:05.0

Everybody, welcome.

0:09.0

Everybody, welcome to you.

0:12.0

I'm so happy to welcome you to the show that is happening now.

0:18.0

My speech pattern? Not great.

0:22.6

Irritating?

0:25.6

Who was the first person to pioneer that type of talking?

0:29.2

Where they weren't asking a question.

0:31.5

They were making a statement, but their voice went up at the end.

0:34.3

And how was it allowed to continue?

0:41.8

Was it? You know, it's like that legend of the the king of, I don't know, fucking Spain, this guy on a lisp. And so everyone started adding a lisp to their s's so that he would feel better.

1:00.5

Look, if you're a king, you can make that shit happen.

1:04.2

And all props to you, your majesty.

1:08.6

So was it someone of great power?

1:12.3

Was it, I don't want to say King Herod from the Bible, because I feel like it doesn't go back that far.

1:19.8

But a lot of inflection is lost in text.

1:23.0

So when we read the words of scripture, we don't know, for example, if Jesus Christ went,

1:30.8

Blessed are the peacemakers?

1:34.5

Blessed of the meek, for they shall inherit the earth?

1:40.0

And I mean, he was so nice.

1:42.6

He was so nice that nobody was going to critique the way he spoke.

1:48.6

He brought someone back from the dead.

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