Hi! And welcome to Bad TV.

And our exclusive coverage, actually it's not exclusive, this is free for all the Cheapos of the Valley. I'm Pat. This is Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Pat. How are you? Doing great. Dylan's not here. He's in Italy attending a wedding that I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be there. Who's wedding? Who's getting married? His wife's sister. Oh, he's got to go to the wedding. And who you're listening to right now, because this is audio only, that's Kate Casey. Hi, Kate. Hi, friends. Thank you for having me. Hi, Kailen. Hello. Kailen, did you watch the Valley? I did not. Good. But I do know all the people on the Valley.

I am more familiar with this show than others.

Well, it's good to know you're getting to know them because this show is limping to cancellation.

Right?

This show is, it's like when you see those videos of cats that are on really high buildings

and there's like they're already off the building but they're hanging on because they have those

special things in their claws and bricks are kind of porous that's what the valley is doing now

kate you know alec know Alex Baskin.

Yeah.

I heard he just signed a deal with Sony.

Yeah.

Well, big to do over there.

Yeah.

I don't even think he knows that the Valley exists, right?

Oh, I don't know.

I think he's a soft spot for all the projects that he works on,

but I do think that he is excited about new stuff. I think he would love to do that and don't,

I don't you think he would want to because it's the same people. I don't know how, I don't know

how any of them make the same show with the same cast over and over and over. Like the Real Houseways of Orange County, like, wouldn't you slam your head against the wall if you were working with all those same people all the time? Yeah. So why not cast some new people? Why is Swartz here? They all to do it. I don't know. I think the network is like, it's too big of a risk. I think a lot, I mean, listen, it's not always the production company's fault. They have to listen to the network. The network's like, no, no, no, I got to keep that old lady because she's just such a, she's a hoot and a holler. It's like, no one cares about Vicki Gumbelson. All right.

So our rating system for this show is you can choose from a couple different things.

We choose bumps because, you know, that's like a bump of cocaine.

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