Listen, ladies, I just, you might want to run from a man and guy liner. Not because they don't look good. That's the problem. They look real good. And then they ruin your life. So just, I'm just saying, like, speaking from experience, it sounds like, be careful. I'm Kirby and I'm Sarah.

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We're recording this on Thursday, which is earlier than when we usually record because I'm getting a new IUD.

And when I tell you, I have a very high pain tolerance and I'm usually not freaked out by these things.

I have had full on anxiety all week knowing that this is happening.

So I have a Valium that I will be taking along with three Motrin, and I hope I just fucking

float away and she can numb my cervix and insert this new IUD.

Is Patrick going to pick you up?

He's taking me there and picking me up.

Okay. What a great man. It's taking me there and picking me up. Okay.

What a great man.

It's the least he could do for no babies.

I'm like, sir, no one's sticking anything up your peen.

Nope.

Mm-mm.

They're little balls.

So, yep.

No, he's like, whatever you need.

Nothing angers me more than like the idea of birth control and buying

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