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Happy Wednesday, everyone. So Hunter Biden is now a

convicted felon. Oh. Well family members say he's a beat and is already

looking forward to the cavity search.

Democrat donors will be holding events in swing states to court young voters

where they'll offer free beer and emergency birth control.

Guess they're hoping to increase Joe's already substantial lead

among drunken whores.

The governing body world aquatics upheld its ban on transgender women who've been

through male puberty from competing in women's races, which means

Leah Thomas will not be competing in the Olympics.

Leah responded by saying, fine, I'll just take my balls and go home.

Glad I got through that.

Whippy Goldberg suggested that Congress make a law to stop men from masturbating,

prompting men who've seen the view to say, you've already

done enough.

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