I'm not you know we're we're not miking the mad dog from years ago in terms of how much we make

But I'll never get a private driver I'll never get like anything like that but I have decided I need something private you know what it is what What's that? And I'm hiring? A plane?

You think I made that much money? The secretary? I... Private secretary would be very cool. I need a private barber.

I need a personal barber to come to my house and cut my hair because not only have I been a barber free agent for like eight years now since my guy from Whitestone Queens left to run back to the

Dominican Republic with his hot girlfriend. Every place I go there's just

something off and so today I went to a place and I

got hoping this guy isn't listening because I'm about to lambast him. I sit down he

tells me his life story he He's got terrible breath.

And then proceeds.

And I don't get offended, okay?

All the family is one of my favorite shows of all time.

He must have hit on every group of people known to man and it wasn't racist

Right, but it was like wow he'd be canceled. Why are you even talking about them?

I mean, you know what, I was gonna give, I'm not even gonna give examples.

Yeah, because that's gonna get you cancer.

Yeah, I ain't doing it.

See and the haircut was like okay, and then he's breaking down to how he does haircuts and how everyone else does it wrong

And I'm like oh my God and the only reason I got a haircut today wasn't even for Craig's Hall of Fame ceremony

it's that a haircut would make me feel better like battling some issues you needed it

it was getting kind of long he was getting long and I felt like wow a clean

haircut's gonna make me feel better.

That experience was so bad that I'm looking to hire.

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