Okay, I name a Harry Potter character.

You tell me the most annoying thing they would do in the muggle world.

Okay.

Hagrid.

When he only buys one seat on a flight.

Dumbledore.

I imagine that he's probably unintentionally pretty rough on whoever has to clean his shower

drain.

Wait, why?

You know, all those long beard hairs?

Yeah, he probably has a hair catcher and he picks up the beard hairs and like puts them on the shower

wall.

I just imagine like. up the beard hairs and like puts them on the shower wall.

I just imagine like flitwick sitting next to him at the teacher's table, making eye contact with him as he just pulls a never-ending hair out of his minestroni.

Oh, yeah, Professor Sprout's asking if he can wear a beard cap.

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