Welcome to this week's edition of Seju.

Today, the thrills, the truth behind our New Year's trip to Seattle.

I think everybody in this room probably knows somebody who's been thrown out of a bar.

Raise your hand if you know somebody who's been thrown out of a rental car agency. What do you mean it doesn't come with a driver?

Let's step out to Old Town Hall,

where that big warm, welcoming Northwest crowd strides several steps ahead.

I think the first 26 rows have it. I'm not sure.

Oh, it's the love child of Johnny Bench and Judy Dench, Johnny Dench.

As the years turn one ahead and thoughts of future loom, let's play our word game yet again.

Bring food. We'll rent the room. Right after this.

Where you plan on underwear, when you climb a tree, and take a care of yourself, you belong to me.

Winner says you coming to Our Town?

Where can I find new apps and old shows?

Who played that music I heard this week?

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You'll get a pain and ruin your bankroll. Take a spoon out of your car.

When you're slipping to...

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