A SCANDALOUS workplace affair... and mesh underwear

Wanging On with Graham Norton and Maria McErlane

Platform Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 736 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

One Wanger brings news of outrageous office adultery... and it's hardly a secret amongst the staff. Plus: how do you stop your mother-in-law ironing your sexy mesh pants? That's a genuine question. Now here's the thing... do you have a dilemma? If you do, email it to WangingOn@listen.co.uk Wanging On with Graham and Maria is produced by Platform Media. -----Disclaimer: Graham and Maria are not qualified professionals and do not offer professional advice. The topics discussed on this podcast are based on personal experiences and opinions, and should not be taken as expert advice. If any of the issues raised affect you, please seek support from appropriate professional services such as your GP, NHS services, or relevant charities and helplines, including these: https://platformmedia.uk/helplines/ Let's get social... 📲- Follow us on Instagram: @wangingon- Follow us on TikTok: @wangingon Chapters:00:00 Coming Up...00:25 Resting B**ch Face09:04 Hands OFF my Mesh Underwear!21:07 Office Sh*gging...35:18 Just Eat the Banana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've seen your hairy arse of my jockstrap,
0:01.8	I've got pubes in my mesh,
0:05.4	and I know it's come from you.
0:07.7	If you went on that show,
0:09.9	there was a level of self-loathing.
0:11.9	It was off the charts.
0:13.4	You know, I want you to turn me into somebody else.
0:17.1	I have a dilemma I hope you can help me with.
0:19.7	Have you listened to this podcast?
0:25.6	No. I have a dilemma I hope you can help me with. Have you listened to this podcast? Greetings, wangers, and welcome to this bank holiday edition of So-So Advice,
0:30.7	dished out by myself, Graham Norton, and that lady there, Maria McCurlin.
0:34.5	I am Maria McCurlain. Indeed, this is correct.
0:36.7	Because our listeners are so international,
0:54.2	yeah. Many people wouldn't know what a bank holiday is. Do you? It means you don't have to go to work. Well, I don't understand what they are anymore. Because it used to be the banks were shut. Yeah. That's literally what it was. Well, they are shut. Are they? Yeah. On a bank holiday?
0:55.1	Who goes to the bank?
0:56.2	Do you see there's a clue? Who goes to the bank?
0:57.4	There's a clue in the title. No, but like the bank could be shut every day. Nobody knows. Nobody has a bank anymore anyway, because they're all closed all the time. Yeah. We have to do it all online. It's like a year-long bank holiday. And online, the bank is open. Yeah, online.
1:11.9	They don't have a bank holiday. Do you know what I've been doing this week? I've no idea.
1:17.1	Trying to open a bank. Yes, exactly. I've been trying to stop doing resting bitch face.
1:24.9	Well, do you have resting bitch face? Well, I saw myself in something.
1:28.7	I don't normally look at myself in things, but I did see myself something.
1:32.0	And when my face is in repose, come so.
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