A Santa AMA

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Every question you've ever had for a Santa for hire.
0:35.0	Can't necessarily ask those questions while you're on Santa's lap because he's working then. But now is a great time for us to figure out everything we've ever wondered from a Santa that has been doing it for over two decades. And, you know, Ali, I think a lot of these Santas for Hire, malls, etc., they get a bumrap and it's usually because of stories like this. So far, a volunteer Santa Claus has been arrested after police allegedly found a crack
0:56.8	pipe in his car. Aside from the crack pipe, police say that a search of the vehicle also revealed
1:01.8	empty bags of crack. So there's things like that.
1:04.8	It's no. It's Christmas cheer.
1:06.2	Make the news and then people start questioning, how much can we really trust these Santas?
1:11.4	That's why we wanted to get a real accredited, high-quality Santa for hire on our show for the AMA
1:16.9	that will answer any question you have on the text line at 8005-2067.
1:22.0	R. David Robinson is known as the New York Santa.
1:25.0	You can find them at A-N-Y-C-Santa.com. And he's on with us right now, taking a break from what I would imagine is just nonstop, busy time of year. People say, and I don't know if this is true or not, that the Santa's for hire, you make sometimes an entire annual salary in like a one-month period. Is that correct? That's pretty true, yeah.
1:46.6	So this is your busiest, busiest, busiest time.
1:49.9	Not a lot of need for your Santa services in July.
1:54.1	It happens. It happens.
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