A Sandwich and Some Wheels Are OFF

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Kellie limps into the podcast with a new list of ailments. Allen was really happy that Tommy Fleetwood won his first PGA tournament, but his wife wasn’t there to celebrate with him. Was it because of their 23 year age gap? Do you want to get divorced? If the answer is no, Kellie has a tip for husbands to keep their wives happy. But then a marriage expert offers up the telltale sign that your marriage is heading for divorce. If a woman really wants to pick a fight with her man, Allen has a list of rage bait. And then in listener mail, one of our very best customers has a bone to pick with Allen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yay Media Group
0:01.9	Welcome.
0:12.6	Welcome to the falling apart, a sandwich and some love and podcast.
0:17.7	I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans with my husband who is fully intact, Alan Evans.
0:22.9	Fully intact. Well, as far as I know, I'm the one falling apart over here. As far as you know,
0:27.4	a train in the house. I literally walked in the studio, wasn't doing anything, and suddenly my
0:32.2	ankle started killing me. I don't know what I did. And then I sat down and Alan said,
0:37.0	what's on your lip? And I'm like, it's Zit cream. I have a huge pimple what I did. And then I sat down and Alan said, what's on your lip?
0:37.9	And I'm like, it's Zit cream. I have a huge pimple on my lip. And then yesterday taking a nap,
0:43.0	my teeth snapped shut as I was falling asleep, but I've got a hole in my tongue.
0:49.1	Should we add these to the list? Yes. Okay. So this is, I'm completely, involuntary knee jerk reactions while
0:57.1	napping. Is that an ailment? Well, it's my teeth. I actually had somebody else tell me this
1:02.1	happened to them because I talked about it on the Kid Croutic Morning Show. You know when you're
1:05.7	falling asleep and you had that sensation you're falling and your whole body jerks.
1:09.0	Yes. Every once in a while, I get this
1:12.2	thing where my teeth will just clamp shut really quickly when I'm falling asleep. And for the first
1:17.7	time, it happened and I bit the hell out of my tongue. You saw it. I did. A huge hole in my tongue.
1:25.0	Huge. And then just walking in here tonight, I don't know what happened.
1:28.5	My ankle just started killing me.
1:30.4	And now I've got a big pimple on my lip.
1:32.8	Got all kinds of problems in here.
1:34.0	What is happening over here?
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