A Sandwich and Some Carolin' Before the Colonoscopy

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Kellie’s on a bit of a time crunch to get through this podcast, for reasons that will become painfully obvious. But first! Allen is asked to participate in a viral video moment that he doesn’t understand. Kellie ruins yet another meal for her Bible study group. After one and a half run-throughs, you’ll hear the end result of Kellie and Allen’s Christmas caroling effort. And wouldn’t you know that colonoscopy prep decided to start kicking in right before Allen pressed the record button? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:02.0	Make your thoughts cheesier.
0:04.2	Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,
0:06.3	Chipotle sauce and Ameta cheese melt.
0:08.3	And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.
0:12.3	Did we mention it's cheesy?
0:13.9	Cheese.
0:15.8	Available to the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am.
0:18.1	Plus and participation may vary.
0:19.2	Subjects availability.
0:20.8	This episode is brought
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0:43.5	Sign up for your £1 per month trial at shopify.com.uk.
0:47.7	combe.
0:50.9	Welcome to a sandwich and some love and podcast.
0:53.8	Boy, this one is going to be very interesting. I'm Kelly Raspberry Evans. I've got my husband and my podcast co-host Alan Evans here with me.
1:02.7	A train in the house. And let's just do some full transparency here. I am prepping for a colonoscopy.
1:11.6	Yes, it's Christmas.
1:12.9	Merry Christmas.
1:13.4	What says Merry Christmas better than a colonoscopy?
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