A “s**t sandwich” of golf in Detroit and at LIV, Tour’s next moves, and childish Henrik

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Golf, Sports

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It’s a glorious first of the month recording, which has Andy and Brendan full of energy despite the relatively sleepy golf from multiple fronts at the Rocket Mortgage and LIV Bedminster. They discuss the confusion and lack of enthusiasm around the actual team golf at LIV, the political rally that seemed to make the golf incidental, the absurdly overhyping announcers, and the Tour’s own continued problems on display weighing it down in Detroit. They also debate who’s sadder: Phil or Brooks? The Women’s Scottish and the Hero Open are reviewed from across the pond. They close with further amusement about the 3-1-3 Challenge and Henrik still feeling persecuted about losing his captaincy.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:14.0	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right.
0:21.0	Determine! Start your engine!
0:35.0	Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the shotgun start is August.
0:40.0	First, Andy, how are we doing?
0:43.0	Brendan, you know, I'm just happy it's the first, that's the only thing that could offset just the the shit sandwich of golf that I watched this afternoon.
0:54.0	And it was, you know, it was rough and then, you know, I backed up, I backed up golf with the only thing that could, you know, I cleansed myself in a baby pool, taking my daughter to the pool,
1:09.0	which, you know, you just you wait around that baby pool and you think cleanses.
1:14.0	How much percentage of this pool is pee?
1:18.0	Yeah.
1:19.0	It's so warm, you know, it's just...
1:22.0	Oh, God!
1:23.0	Well, you know, they put those swim diapers, right? You got a swim diaper.
1:27.0	Oh, yeah, I pulled.
1:28.0	But those are those, you know, as I came to learn, I was very ignorant, naive.
1:35.0	They catch only one type of discharge, right? They're there for the, the two.
1:39.0	But the one just flows freely into the pool.
1:42.0	That's the purpose of those diapers. So, who knows what's happened in those baby pools?
1:47.0	We've graduated out of those, thankfully, but that doesn't mean the big...
1:50.0	How have you graduated out of those?
1:52.0	All right.
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