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100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Food, Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Hey have you played Resident Evil 2 on Nintendo64? Let New Achievement Hunter tell you about it. Our Heroes are seeing if this BBQ Brisket is worth it here in Texas. We're the cutting edge technology so stay tuned for the new RT NFTs. Bad Kids Rise Up and use your electricity callous. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we
0:03.7	try every new fast food restaurant.
0:07.3	Sometimes it's not new.
0:08.7	Usually it's not.
0:09.8	To let you know if you need it.
0:11.9	You might.
0:13.3	You might.
0:14.4	You definitely do.
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:16.6	I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host.
0:19.6	Jordan swears, Jordan, how are you?
0:21.1	We really have been trying a lot of stuff for the last few years. He really, the song just went off so fast, I feel like. Yeah. He really keep it going. He hates it. The song is definitely longer than that. It was like, yeah, dude. And we definitely paid money for that song. He hates, he hates the song. I know, but I like to hear it.
0:35.9	Nick's got a lot to edit.
0:37.7	Nick has a lot.
0:38.7	He has to put photos in.
0:39.9	I have to have candy corn teeth. Dildo fingers is what you're getting in. I don't think I could do that one. Just for our personal collection. Oh, okay. Every picture he's in. Yeah. Every one. Every promo from here on out. Dick fingers. Yep. No. What? That one's first. What's funny is that Nick doesn't even have to do it now. Yeah. Well, that should be... Here comes saying. That should be a little fun contest. I'll make it even easier. Nick won't have to do it when I bring in a dildo tomorrow. So we're pre-recording a bunch of these because Nick decided he wanted to go on vacation because he loves going on vacation. How dare you for my wife does? All right, come on. You historically hate vacations. I mean, I enjoy them once I'm there.
1:45.1	It's the build of that sucks. Nick loves, he's got a lot of travel. That's me with everything. Nick loves moving. I like it when I'm here. I'll kill you. The travel has to be. Nick's allotting his Xanax already. Oh, how's that going? He already got 30. Whoa. And when you get back, how many you're going to have?
1:45.7	It went up.
1:46.8	Okay.
1:45.1	You don't have them? already. Oh, how's that going? He already knows. I got 30. Yeah. And when you get back, how many are you going to have?
1:45.7	It went up. Okay. You don't have them just like a normal amount? You're talking about it. Like to take them regularly? No. I see. They're specifically for flying. Oh, I see. Yeah. We were just talking about... Pick yourself up something. double that number.
2:01.0	We were just talking generally
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