Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast happy Wednesday

Oh my god happy Wednesday the week is creeping along in a creepy scary

skeleton send shivers down your spine.

But it's Humday. We have a very exciting day today for a multitude of reasons.

Of course the toast, very exciting.

Dear Toasters.

Which I'm having a renaissance with your toasters.

Oh, I think I know why.

Because in this time of year, where the celebrities don't do much,

at times, excuse me, it feels like we might be scraping the bottom of the

barrel for things to talk about and like deer toasters coming in so clutch with

like the content. That and also I feel like everybody has been pitting me

against deer toasters because I said one thing one

time about how it just takes a lot of personal battery and now I feel like I have to

prove my love for dear toasters and in doing that your toasters and I have fallen in love again.

Oh, okay, so it's kind of inspired a renaissance, if you will.

It has, but just like to prove everyone wrong, like it's your toasters and I against, and

Claudia and Bruno and Romeo against the rest of you.

Jackie that's literally beautiful.

The rest of you who are telling me what I like when I never said that.

Well you did say it but you were confusing in your I did

delivery well we've got like Jackie said dear toasters I'm wearing

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