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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. |
0:03.0 | millennials. |
0:04.0 | Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday that like yesterday would have really |
0:07.8 | appreciated but right now it feels like a chubby Thursday you know? |
0:11.2 | Yeah I won't argue with that. Yeah, like I feel angry and I feel misled and I feel |
0:18.5 | hoodwinked actually. So you're feeling like it should be a Thursday. Maybe what if we just pretended who was Thursday? |
0:25.0 | I'm all about like actually living in delusional Fairland. |
0:29.0 | I think people, I'm actually jealous when I see like really dumb delusional people |
0:32.0 | because they frustrate me, but I'm jealous that they're see like really dumb delusional people because they |
0:32.9 | frustrated but I'm jealous that they're probably happier than I am like what if we |
0:35.9 | just told ourselves it's Thursday bear with me told ourselves it's Thursday and |
0:39.8 | then like tomorrow it will be Thursday and then we're like hey hey, it's Thursday. |
0:43.2 | We get to do it all over again. |
0:44.6 | No, but if today, like all day, I thought it was Thursday, |
0:46.6 | I would expect tomorrow to be Friday. |
0:48.2 | And if it wasn't, I'd be fucking pissed. |
0:51.2 | Okay. |
0:52.2 | I didn't mean to start out the show like on such a negative note. I just felt like |
0:55.5 | yesterday when we sat here I had a realization that you know the next time I'd be |
0:58.4 | doing the show it was Wednesday and like I'd be halfway through. I had such a |
1:01.2 | busy day like yesterday felt like two days and |
1:03.2 | today days. A shout over the comments should today be Thursday yes or no. You know why? |
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