A Recipe For Seduction & The Least Confusing Event of 2020

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In today’s episode Matt touches on a wider-than-usual range of topics, including but not limited to: the so-called ‘War on Christmas’ that doesn’t exist even though many American Christians insist it does, Donald Trump’s ongoing insistence that he won the 2020 election even though he for sure lost, the maximally confusing yet somehow maximally sensical KFC-branded Lifetime ‘mini-movie’ called ‘A Recipe For Seduction’ (in which Mario Lopez plays COLONEL FUCKING SANDERS!) — and the surprising litany of problems that arise when someone asks someone else ‘are you ok?’ in front of a group of people.

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0:00.0	Not to theelia is confused. This is Matalea, aka M diesel.
0:25.0	I don't know why I'm talking like this.
0:31.0	I'm gonna stop now. It's December, it's December, it's
0:35.0	fucking, it's Monday, December 7th. That means Christmas is close. I don't think I talked about this last year.
0:45.0	Christmas is cool.
0:51.0	Christmas is fun if you're Christian or if you're non-practicing just sort of generally
0:58.0	in the world and not another religion. You celebrate Christmas is cool
1:06.0	because you get time off
1:08.0	you get to fucking be with people you want to be with
1:11.0	and not people you have to be with and not people you have to be with.
1:17.1	You get some, if you're young it's cool because you get presents.
1:21.0	If you're not young and you care about presence still for some
1:24.5	fucking weird reason it's good for that reason too.
1:27.8	You get to give stuff to people, you get to put smiles on people's faces.
1:35.0	These are the good things about Christmas.
1:40.0	As for everything else about Christmas,
1:42.0	Fock! As for everything else about Christmas,
1:48.2	Fucking relax everybody.
2:00.3	With the music is its own whole thing and there's nothing more tired than shitting on Christmas music but it's it's terrible it's got to stop I'm not going to spend any more time on it than that
2:04.0	It's fucking terrible. It's got to stop.
2:06.0	But that's it about the music.
2:09.0	But in these fucking overly politicized days you hear shit about the war on Christmas.
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