Hey everyone, before we start this really special episode of the Asian non-Asian podcast, just

wanted to remind you that we do have Hack City that is on Friday, September 12th, Doors are at 7,

shows at 7.30. It's in Union Hall in Brooklyn, just Google Hack City Comedy or go to

Asian-not-Asianpod.com.com also hey it's uh my birthday weekend that

day so come by and maybe help me celebrate me turning 27 what if i say this i make it a goal

by the before the podcast ends i do want a? Yo, you heard it here.

Should I do that?

Yeah.

I think that'll be a good death line.

Oh, that would be great.

Okay, welcome to another episode of the Asian not Asian podcast podcast with all your favorite Asian friends.

That's right. I said Asian. We're going to not do redact it anymore. I think it confuses people.

Yeah, I think we got to own it. We got to own it. We're Asian and we're waiting for the no-knock warrants to come in because you're not allowed to say it that many times in a row. Yeah, I'm Mike Nguyen. I'm Johnny Ari Moto. We're a little tired. We just ate

our bacon, egg, and cheese is really fast. It was super good. Yeah. You eat yours really fast.

I do. I eat like a snake. Yeah, it's really impressive, actually. I mean, you eat yours. fast. I do. I eat like a snake.

Yeah, it's really impressive, actually. I mean, you eat yours. Actually, decently fast after you. Yeah, well, I was like also chatting nonstop. That's true. Which is classic me. I'm like, like, look down and I'm like, I haven't eaten my sandwich. You eat like cookie monster. Yeah, that's how I eat. There's food everywhere.

Nothing entered my like, like, cookie monster. Yeah, that's how I eat. There's food everywhere, by the way. Nothing entered my, like, like, my gastro system at all. You just, like, you just mouthed it, like gummed it. Yeah, gummed it. You know, it's just, there's eggs everywhere all over the podcast booth. Um, yeah, uh, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the show. This is a special episode. It is, you'll see. I don't even know what we titled it. Like, I have some ideas for titling it, but it's a special one. So it's really cool that you are here and listening because we have a big thing to say. Very quickly, I just want to shout out the Patreon because we spend a couple weeks.

I think a bunch of people, like they re-upped, which God bless you, okay?

I'm just going to shout you guys out.

Pielani, Miles, with a Y, adorable name, Marcia, Nina, Jeff.

Wow. One of these is my boyfriend's mom. Who? Oh, really?

Yeah, that's very nice. Is it P. I'm kidding. Really? No, no. It's not. But yes, it is. Oh, really?

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