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This is don't eat them.

Sponsored volume ham in terms. Oh, Hello Stephen it's Lynn Desnell M be as a fellow Thespian I'm sure you're aware of my recent mysteries triumph. Time waits for no one, of course, and thoughts must now turn to other events in Ambridge. So could I pencil you in to open our summer

fate?

My dear Linda, I couldn't think of a greater honour. I really couldn't. I'd be following

in some pretty amazing footsteps I think a Royal Highness

Princess Margaret opened a fate to average once didn't she unless I'm

hopelessly wrong I take my hat off to you and I would be honoured to open the face.

Oh, so we can take that as a yes, can we Steve?

And if they asked you, would you...

Absolutely.

Oh, right.

Fantastic.

I'm confused Jacqueline. Wasn't Linda scrambling around trying to find somebody for the fate?

When she'd forgotten that she already asked Stephen?

She was, yeah, absolutely, absolutely, Royfield. You must have been when you weren't listening when you were otherwise engaged.

Yeah, it's not me. It's Linda's not listening. She's completely forgotten that she asked Stephen Freight and he said yes and then she's going around asking people do you know celebrity?

He is the ultimate celebrity. He's been on Dum-Dum so he should make the archers you'd have thought.

So now we should have the proper official start to this week's Dum-Dow.

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