a rapper named....AFROMAN???

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: it’s nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way.

Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are “too afraid” to protest on his behalf?

Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for “humiliation.” Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman.

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Music:

Athletic Progression - And1

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned
0:21.7	guys and we'll show you exactly what it looks like when they're all the world
0:28.4	who's going to get us all there in bar and postal stay tuned
0:32.9	I'm Alexander Edward and I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.3	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:39.8	The world is ending.
0:41.8	An Afro-Man is responsible.
0:45.0	We're documenting it.
0:47.2	Hey, we're back.
0:48.2	We're back from vacation.
0:49.8	Minion Death Cult is back, baby.
0:51.4	But you wouldn't even know that because we dutifully recorded
0:55.4	three episodes in one day prior to my vacation. And wow, they all turned out so good.
1:02.1	They despite, you wouldn't even know that we did it the night before I had to board a plane.
1:09.0	No, no, I have no idea. I think there were three bangers, three for three.
1:13.9	But like I said, you know, I think we really just had to tap into our
1:16.4	mixtape era MDC bag, you know?
1:19.8	Really go back there when it was, we got raw on that one.
1:22.6	It was good.
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