A Quick Hanging

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week Andrew Maxwell joins Jason Manford as he returns to his home on Sunday mornings. Topics from today include... 1 - The Big Moan: Andrew Maxwell's Oysters and John Bishop's Nutribullet 2 - A Tribute to Sir Bruce Forsyth 3 - Ex on the Beach 4 - Things that should be BANNED. From wet towels on beds to smoking on beaches and their suitable punishments. 5 - Stop with the new songs Springsteen! 6 - Jason has come up with some new Absolute Radio stations for the app - coming soon 7 - Stuck in a carpark while your bandmates have driven 500 miles away

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason Manford.
0:34.3	Absolute Radio.
0:35.7	We're real music matters.
0:38.1	Good morning is Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:41.5	Hope you're well on this Sunday morning. We're live from Edinburgh,
0:45.3	Edinburgh, the most beautiful city in Scotland at least, but, and elsewhere.
0:51.7	Andrew Maxwell is my guess this morning.
0:53.6	Good morning.
0:54.6	Morning, how are you doing?
0:55.4	Chipper.
0:56.4	I, I'm surprisingly feeling okay.
0:58.6	It's weird, isn't it?
0:59.8	It's one of those jobs this when you sort of, when, when you get the phone call I mean we're used to it every
1:05.2	week on the show but when we ask the question of the comics will you come on we
1:09.6	always make sure it's middle of the day midweek when you like yeah yeah I'll be fine totally
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