A Prostitute’s RISE to Empress

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Popculture, Yannispappas, Chrisdistefano, Comedy, Historyhyenas

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Live from The Lincoln Theater in Washington DC, Chrissie & Yanni cover a vicious toot who became a ruthless and effective ruler. The only prostitute to ever do so in history. Empress Theodora was truly for Constantinople and wild! Suport our Sponsors: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/hyenas today. Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HYENAS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/HYENAS #comedy #Podcast #History Join our Patreon at 👇 https://www.patreon.com/historyhyenas/ Subscribe to the poddy woddy Our YouTube!: https://bit.ly/2ARdDOz HH Clips:https://bit.ly/2YaK2Z8 iTunes: https://apple.co/2UQTHCc Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fxtsc0 Hyenas Merch!!! https://teespring.com/stores/historyhyenas Follow us Cuz! 🙆🏻‍♂️ Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🐕More Hyenas Website: www.historyhyenasisback.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/historyhyenas/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HistoryHyenas Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/historyhyenaspod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on, everybody? How you doing? This is Sean Terry, Loud of 14. And it's Patrick Mulroney, Ladder 14. Of course, we're down here, of course, for the inauguration. As you know, we came down here. And we're very excited for the big boy to get in office. You know, we're not going to be performing tonight because that's going to be the liberal kid with the small head, Janice,
0:21.8	and fucking helmet head, Chrissy. They're going to do a couple skis for you here at 5 p.m. So this is basically a children's show. Yeah, it's what it is. I had to do an early show because, you know, Colleen threw me out of the house because she saw that I was banging dudes again. But, I mean, well, not me, Patrick Mulroney. Yeah, no, that's Patrick Boorny.
0:37.8	Yeah, hopefully there's some grandmothers out there.
0:39.8	We wanted this show to be nice and early for the... again. I mean, well, not me, Patrick Mulroney. Yeah, no, that's Patrick Mulroney. Yeah, hopefully
0:38.4	there's some grandmothers out there. We wanted this show to be nice and early for the grandmothers
0:42.3	and for all you people who were upset that Trump's being inaugurated. You might have had to
0:47.6	close your stores down and bought them up because tomorrow there's a chance of tear gas. Nice. That was a good
0:53.8	one. We finally got a laugh.
0:55.9	Yeah, that's all we needed.
0:57.5	So I wanted to say to you, people,
0:59.9	uh, welcome Janice Pappas and Chris DeStefano to history hyenas, everybody.
1:08.2	Yeah.
1:08.7	Yeah.
1:10.0	Let's see.
1:10.3	Yeah. Look at this crowd.
1:25.0	We are sold out at the Howard Theater.
1:26.7	Yes, we are. You're sold out at the Howard Theater. Yes, we are.
1:28.3	We are sold out at a different theater.
1:31.3	Yes.
1:32.3	That's it. Hello, everyone.
1:34.3	How you guys doing? Everybody's doing good.
1:37.3	We had to go through 14 security checks to get into this city.
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