and welcome to the J-Train podcast. This is J-Train, Jared Free, comedy live from

Korea Town, New York City, Mozionn, to the J-Train podcast. Park your horse.

Come on down to the saloon and get your questions answered by Papa J-T. The great frontier

updating. The Wild West. We're all here every Tuesday and Friday with your

emails, your stories, your questions. That's right! Easy there Thunderbolt, easy!

We're here every single week with your stories, your questions. I gotta say thank you to

you the listener, thank you, thank you for listening. That's what this is all about.

We got Shelby here on the ones and twos. That's all it's about. It's the great circle of

feathering. It's a symbiotic relationship. You listen to the show. You tell your

friends. You support the sponsors. That's a lot of work for you. You're right.

You're doing a lot. Thank you very much. Yeah, you're welcome. Okay, I make the show. I bring

the funnies, the Wizard of Weddings, the Sultan of Swipes, the chancellor of

Charcuterie. I like that one. That's right. And we're here every single week. It's so

good. And I got Shelby, the... Let's go. You can go faster than that. You're right. The

Piper of pipe and hot water. You got it. That's right. It's a little we can write to edit.

We can we write to edit. Yeah, that's right. That's our motto here on the podcast. A little

slow here. We're starting early. I'm getting this out there. I just want to let you guys

know I'm very pumped. I'm coming to Nashville this week and the music should let you know.

I'm a Nashville right now. That's right. It's a happy Valentine's day to you, city

slickers. And guess what? If you want to come to the Nashville show tonight or tomorrow,

you're shit out of luck. Sorry. Sold out, motherfucker. You've had time. You had time. I warned you.

The Prince of Promos was putting it out there. So I guess you'll be mosey on outside of

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