A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

News, Comedy

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!!

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.
0:19.0	Hey!
0:20.5	Here we are. We have made it. We are back with more of people's complaints, people who you'd never want to meet going places that you might not even want to go. But you know what? That's what makes it so entertaining. We all like to hear other people's bullshit. And if they've had a terrible time, it kind of makes your time feel a little better. You know what I mean? Certainly. Yeah. So let's get started. Before we do, though, shut up and give me murder.com is our website. That's where you get all of your merchandise, everything like that. Tickets for Small Time Murder Live shows and everything like that. And next year, probably have a couple more of your stupid opinions live shows.
0:54.2	Yeah, I hope so. Because that was just a huge success. A hoot. Great show. It's sold out. We can't
1:00.4	beat it. So, yeah, probably next year, a little bit more of that. So here we go. Let's dive right in here.
1:06.9	We are going, as a matter of fact, to one of the places that we did for the live show.
1:12.5	We're going to do that here. We're going to Philiburto's Mexican food. Now, if you are from...
1:18.6	Staple. If you're from Arizona, you know what filiburdo is an absolute Phoenix staple. It's the two in the morning.
1:26.6	I'm drunk. A carneasada burrito
1:29.0	sounds amazing right now. Rolled tacos sound fucking awesome right now. That's nice too.
1:34.4	But it's also a nice go-to get a couple of tacos on your way home. Oh, good shit.
1:41.8	From volleyball practice. My daughter loves it.
1:44.5	I love filberto's. It's phenomenal. It's, uh, you know, it's not the greatest food in the world. It's a drive-through. No, you're going to pay for this. It's Mexican fast food. Yeah, about half the time it will liquefy the inside of your body. Yeah. It's worth it. I don't care. I just make sure.
2:00.9	For no, no, no.
2:02.0	When I'm in Phoenix, I'm't care. I just make sure.
2:00.9	For unknown reasons.
2:01.5	Yeah, no, no.
2:02.1	I, when I'm in Phoenix, I'm like, okay, I have nothing to do tonight. I'm doing blah, blah, blah. I'm having filiburto's. If I, if I'm just completely in the bathroom the rest of the night, fine. It was worth it. I don't care. I want a fucking carnia soda burrito.
2:15.3	I can't emphasize how unknown reasons.
2:19.4	Unknown reasons.
2:20.6	One time... I want a fucking carnia soda burrito. I can't emphasize how unknown reasons.
2:19.4	Unknown reasons.
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