Hello, I'm Ian McIntosh and coming up on your super summer edition of the Totally Football Show today.

Tottenham, find checkbook, sign player, and then, presumably feeling highly uncomfortable, send him straight back.

Wilfred Zaha says Torah to Crystal Palace.

And what is going on in the East Midlands?

There's another cock up at Forest and a possible cockoo at Derby.

There's tears at the Copper America, a gold drought at the Africa Cup of Nations.

We mentioned the Gold Cup for the first time this summer, and AC Milan are dumped out of Europe

like an England under 21 side.

Coming at you like a visibly buzzing teenager in a PSG shirt and a bucket hat. It's the totally football

show. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with Duncan

Alexander from Opta. Hi Ian. How are you? I'm very well, thank you. You're looking incredibly tanned,

but I'll be in certain places. Well, yeah, I'll show you the rest later. If you could put your clothes back on, that would be wonderful. Well, it is quite warm, so. No, I was in France last week in the famous French heat wave, so experienced heat. What were you doing there? Cycling in the mountains. But yeah, it was, you know, the John Barnes, after 90 minutes of sheer how are you going to get thirsty? It was more like 90 seconds. Oh, that's way too energetic for me. James Holmkels is here. Hello, James. Hello. That's enough. Good to see you. Nick Miller. Hello. All right. And Mani Jasmine from the BBC World Service. How are you, Mani? Hello, Ian. Glad to be here. Pre-season debut. Oh, yeah. Welcome to the subterranean jazz basement. Thank you very much. We won't be here much longer, but it's nice to have you here. You're going to tell us all about your trip to Egypt and the African Cup of Nations a little later, but we're going to start with Spurs because you're actually a Spurs fan, and Spurs have done a signing.

They have. After more than 500 days without signing anyone, they signed Jack Clark and

then sent him back whence he came.

Ten million quid, straight back on loan. Tanguide and Bellies come in as well, 55 million. No, he hasn't yet, isn't. What? No. Producer Ben. I don't think he has. I think any deal involving Daniel Levy and Jean-Michel Olas has become protracted. And it's quite interesting. I think Daniel Levy, for the first time in a long time, he's on the other side of the table.

He's now the predator.

And if there's anyone in Europe who will Levy Daniel Levy, it's going to be Olaas.

And I saw quotes a couple of days ago from him as Olaas saying, if this goes on any longer, the price is going to go up.

So if those two were the last two remaining in a game of Texas Holden,

who would you back to come out on that?

I can't see any situation where I don't back Daniel Levy for something like this.

No, well, I think he'll get his man because Pochino says he wants him.

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