If someone comes at you with earnest platitudes about how excited and open they are for this journey because of your drive,

send them home because they're they're

there's two options they're either lying to your face

because they want to win the competition

yeah or they're a stand-level psycho

and you will end up in their trunk driving off a cliff.

Yeah, exactly, all right. Oh, Hi, hello, hello and welcome to another brand-spanking new episode of another Bachelor podcast. my name's

my name's Dylan I'm settled up next to one real hang on a second before I

introduce you you got a scrunched face you're looking at me with no it's all

scrunch you're like well what's this guy doing what What do you mean? I'm introwing the show. Yeah, you are. I wasn't crunching it at all. All right, pretty scrunchface. Next right? Yeah, exactly. I think it was a blessing in disguise because could you press record on that main camera. Okay, Nick, how you doing?

I'm doing great, how are you?

What's going on everybody?

Pat, go ahead and filibuster.

I'm doing great while you go turn a camera on.

How come you didn't give me the opportunity of filibuster?

I think I could filibuster just fine while you get up and me the opportunity to filibuster I think I could

filibuster just fine while you get up and turn the camera on for us I would have done a

great job of it nailed it in our production meeting prior to the show though

Dylan and I discussed that I would like to you know talk about something right at the top of the show.

Oh right on that is true. I was so paranoid you sound like Claire right now.

Oh, we talked about the bachelor look at that nice.

I just it was a joke. Okay so we have got to get to a couple PSAs

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