A Potato You Can Get Behind (w/ Julia Shiplett and Jay Jurden)

Bad Dates

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Comedy

4.2 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On a brand new episode of Bad Dates, guest host Marie Faustin welcomes comedians Julia Shiplett and Jay Jurden to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Julia needs some relationship fast food, but her date has a little too much dip on his chip, and Jay tells us about the time a debit card prevented him getting into heaven.

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0:00.0	Smart Bless me.
0:10.0	I feel like as women things will happen.
0:12.0	Like sometimes like you'll hook up with a guy and like he
0:15.3	won't be able to get it up and you be like is it me and now I'm just like mmm
0:20.3	seem like you might have a drinking problem. Like, that is true.
0:24.0	Because I'm like, I know it's not me.
0:26.0	I'm here.
0:27.0	A1.
0:28.0	A1.
0:29.0	If I'm here and you struggling,
0:31.0	babe, let's call somebody.
0:33.0	Marie said, I know three men on my block who are just outside that can tell me.
0:38.0	It's not you, baby.
0:39.0	It's definitely not you.
0:40.0	It's never been you, Marie.
0:41.0	It's always been humoree. It's always been me. Hi guys.
0:57.0	Hi friends.
1:02.1	So first of all my name is Marie Faustin welcome to bad dates. Yeah the show where we talk to funny people about terrible times and we feel good about ourselves while we listen.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:14.0	Today I have two very, very funny people with me.
1:18.0	Actually, let me take one of the Varies out
1:20.0	because I don't want to set the bar too high for the episode today.
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