The She slept on the bath mat, she reeks of alcohol, John. She left her car with the gym. This never would have happened if you'd been more present this summer.

You kicked me out, remember? You're the one who isn't present.

Susan and Jerry told me you're leaving the house with a different boy toy every day.

Maybe they could assist you. Well with the neighbors. the Stop talking. Shut up, John. She's awake.

This is an intervention.

Hey, Jordi, you know I don't want anyone else to be your father.

I'm only trying to get back at your mother.

If it's an intervention, you don't lead with the word intervention.

Smart ass. She gets that from you, you know.

You're supposed to say, Jordan, we want to express how much you mean to us.

Sweetie, tell me what happened.

Is there a reason you wanted to drink?

And you're not supposed to ask why I wanted to drink.

You're not supposed to probe the addict.

She's fine. Let's let her go back to sleep.

Not a chance. Jordan, answer your father.

Why did I drink? I don't know. Maybe because I'm 17. and that's what you do in high school.

Dad mom is doing the intervention with a glass of rosé in her hand.

I don't have to explain myself to you.

Can you take a for a week, John?

I'm in San Juan.

You clearly didn't rehearse your intervention.

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