A Please Would Be Nice. s6. episode 8.

Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Hey y’all!!!!!

What a mixed bag the August STAY F. HOMEKINS episode is. We are TRYING to find moments of fun, creativity and do the whole joy as resistance thing but the clowns around town make that kind of vibing slightly challenging!

BUT WE ARE STRIVING AS ARTISTS TO KEEP ON KEEPIN’ ON AND FEEL LUCKY AND GRATEFUL YOU ARE HERE WITH US!! So, thank you for subscribing and listening and commenting below.

In this episode, Janie denigrates their horrifc mattress, PFT describes a tumble and together the duo lean into the middle stage of their lives with their signature cynicism mixed with cultivated optimism!!

THANK YOU and join in the conversation below. We are grateful you are here.

Janie & Paul

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0:00.0	Hi.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:02.0	It's us.
0:03.6	We're back.
0:04.2	It's the Stay of Homekins podcast, monthly August episode.
0:09.3	It's August.
0:10.5	And isn't it funny?
0:12.0	We did, we didn't, we put out a podcast earlier just today.
0:15.9	And isn't it so funny that we did that?
0:17.5	And it's just so funny because it's part of our bonus content in the state of
0:22.5	Homkins' extended universe. But this is our monthly free conversation that we have after dinner.
0:29.6	And if you're new to us, I'm Janie. I'm Paul. I'm an actress. I'm a comedian.
0:49.6	And we are a married couple living in Los Angeles, and this is our after-dinner conversation, kind of a date-night thing we check in.
0:50.1	Correct.
0:53.3	Yeah, we do it once a month, and it's free.
0:54.1	Yeah. Does this count as a date night, do you think?
0:56.4	No.
0:57.2	Because we're staying inside and we're doing work.
1:00.6	Well, I guess it's sort of like a simulated date night.
1:07.1	You say we live in a simulation.
1:09.6	If this is the simulation. If this is simulation and you can hear me, please simulation. Stop doing what you're doing. If this is a simulation, I want my money back. Yeah. Were we supposed to? Because I didn't sign up. I didn't sign up. Simulation. Get your head out of your ass. Simulation, go to hell.
1:28.6	Yeah.
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