Are you an absolutely huge fomter or a zoom-in or perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie

when holding a newspaper or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it.

Er, at SpexAvers, we get it. You don't want to admit it's time to become a glasses wearer.

That's okay. We're ready to see you whenever you're ready to see properly.

Book an iTest at spexavers.co.uk so you can see clearer. Er, okay, we'll stop with the

years now.

I'm unsettled today. I'm unsettled and I'm upset and I think I will underperform.

But my one contribution today. Why are you upset? I don't know. I'm trying to get the bottom of it.

I'm hot. I don't like my outfit. I look fat. You've changed your outfit. I know. I hate what I'm wearing.

You are a bit fat. I'm going to hit my face. Ben's put his head in the back. This is nice. It's fine.

It's fine to say that I'm a bit fat. I would rather say you said I was a bit fat. Do you know,

honestly, you're not a bit fat. You had a thin face a couple of years ago. A couple of years ago.

Don't be crap on the radio because you're worried that you're looking at it. I'm not going to be

crap on the radio. But if I say I'm feeling a little unsettled and upset, then I'll be all right.

Yes, and I'm asking you why you feel unsettled and upset because later on when I listen back to

the podcast and you said I feel unsettled and upset and I go, yes, but it's an interesting story.

I think, oh, listeners will think I should have asked her. Why? And nothing, particularly,

we're not noticing any massive hangovers, are we? I'm going to hangover.

We settled into the one bottle per night. Per person. No, don't.

The road map, Boris's road map is out of the things that are going to happen.

Two major worries. I mean, what are your major worries about the road map? My major worries are

the emotional fallout of my children going back. Are you now saying that after weeks and months,

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