A pie of worms: Draws galore, offsides bore, and a tight top four
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Another excellent weekend of football involving surprisingly thrilling draws, confusion about the offside rule and late goals, which for the record still count. That makes it sound a bit pedestrian but honestly it was brilliant.
While discussing all that we make our best Pep Guardiola noises, get some clarity on the cost of a booking, put a photoshop challenge to you, the listener, and get a comprehensive answer to last week’s joint question.
Also, Pie and Chips Man HITS OUT. Now please stop emailing us about pies.
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Further reading:
Liverpool’s attacking presence is wobbling:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2019/mar/03/liverpool-mohamed-salah-everton-jurgen-klopp
Arsenal are gaining some versatility:
The Beckhams and Snoop:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47432089
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| 0:55.2 | Hi everybody, Pety is back. |
| 1:00.8 | Hello, how are you doing? |
| 1:02.3 | You all right? |
| 1:03.3 | All right, Pete. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm all right. |
| 1:05.3 | You got off a flight and then I thought I'm going to eat healthy all day, but somebody |
| 1:09.1 | had sent us some bacon flared sweet sweets. |
| 1:13.0 | But when I went off in 2015, so just eating those me and both you and both of you. |
| 1:17.0 | I can taste it now. |
| 1:18.0 | I feel dreadful. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah, I'd forgotten the weird, because it was bacon flavored popping candy the one I |
| 1:23.5 | had. |
| 1:24.5 | I forgot on the strengths sensation of hearing it through your own head. |
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