A Perpetual Humble Brag

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

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🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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A pair of pole vaulters take the Olympic spotlight for very different reasons....

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0:00.0	It'll be a humble brag he uses the rest of his life.
0:03.0	It's one more thing.
0:04.7	Armstrong and Getty.
0:06.2	One more thing.
0:08.3	Oh!
0:09.7	I mean, a guy who could have meddled in the pole vault,
0:14.0	but knocked the bar off because his manhood is too big,
0:17.5	is the sort of thing you pretend to complain about throughout your life, right?
0:21.6	My immense schfantz is constantly getting in my way.
0:25.1	For instance, there was the Paris Olympics.
0:27.2	Perhaps you saw it.
0:28.3	Yeah, it's kind of a drag.
0:30.4	I mean, I'm so big down there and hurt my pole vaulting career.
0:34.9	What?
0:36.0	My pole ruined my pole vaulting. So anyway, we got a couple of pole vault stories for. What? My poll ruined my pole vault.
0:37.5	Exactly.
0:38.1	So anyway, we got a couple of pole vault stories for you.
0:41.0	One of them, uh, comedy, one of them real.
0:43.1	This is from, uh, John Oliver's show on HBO.
0:47.7	The men's 100 meters finals were on Sunday where American Noah Liles got the gold medal
0:53.5	by five thousandths of a second.
0:56.4	This was the closest finish in over 40 years. And I don't want to take anything away from
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