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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

A Perpetual Humble Brag

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8815 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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A pair of pole vaulters take the Olympic spotlight for very different reasons....

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0:00.0

It'll be a humble brag he uses the rest of his life.

0:03.0

It's one more thing.

0:04.7

Armstrong and Getty.

0:06.2

One more thing.

0:08.3

Oh!

0:09.7

I mean, a guy who could have meddled in the pole vault,

0:14.0

but knocked the bar off because his manhood is too big,

0:17.5

is the sort of thing you pretend to complain about throughout your life, right?

0:21.6

My immense schfantz is constantly getting in my way.

0:25.1

For instance, there was the Paris Olympics.

0:27.2

Perhaps you saw it.

0:28.3

Yeah, it's kind of a drag.

0:30.4

I mean, I'm so big down there and hurt my pole vaulting career.

0:34.9

What?

0:36.0

My pole ruined my pole vaulting. So anyway, we got a couple of pole vault stories for. What? My poll ruined my pole vault.

0:37.5

Exactly.

0:38.1

So anyway, we got a couple of pole vault stories for you.

0:41.0

One of them, uh, comedy, one of them real.

0:43.1

This is from, uh, John Oliver's show on HBO.

0:47.7

The men's 100 meters finals were on Sunday where American Noah Liles got the gold medal

0:53.5

by five thousandths of a second.

0:56.4

This was the closest finish in over 40 years. And I don't want to take anything away from

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