A Perfectly Cromulent Simpsons Episode with Alan Siegel
Podcast: The Ride
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2025
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Alan Siegel, author of "Stupid TV, Be More Funny", brings tales from the Simpsons writers' room, Disney jail and Moe's Tavern (the one at Universal).
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:02.3 | Dog! |
| 0:04.4 | Warning! |
| 0:05.6 | The following podcast may contain |
| 0:07.8 | Sorted Tales of the Disney Surveillance State, |
| 0:11.4 | the saying of names of original Simpsons writers |
| 0:14.2 | and long-dead puppeteers, |
| 0:16.8 | plus barely sourced speculation |
| 0:19.0 | about the future of the Simpsons in theme parks. |
| 0:22.5 | Alan Siegel, author of a new Simpsons book, |
| 0:25.3 | joins us to talk about a bunch of Simpsons stuff |
| 0:27.8 | in a perfectly cromulent Simpsons episode on Podcast The Ride. |
| 0:32.7 | I'm a... Welcome to Podcast The Ride, which, like The Simpsons, has characters who are yellow, which in our case means cowardly. |
| 1:00.5 | I'm Scott Kairdner, joined by Mike Carlson. |
| 1:03.1 | It means cowardly. |
| 1:04.3 | It also means maybe we had too much Taco Bell calliente sauce because the sauce itself is made from an artificial yellow. |
| 1:10.4 | That is always a danger, yes, that you consume so much of that, despite its prior effects on you, |
| 1:16.4 | that you end up the color of the sauce. |
| 1:18.9 | Jason Sheridan who struggled with said sauce. |
| 1:21.3 | Yeah, I was worried you were going to say we were jaundiced, and I was no john this is one of the uh health uh battles i've |
| 1:30.5 | not faced you were not currently yeah yes yes yes well congrats there's always time there's always |
| 1:35.9 | oh yeah we're we're yes we're happy to not particularly uh resemble the simpsons but we uh we are |
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