"A Perfect Turd" ft. Anna Valenzuela

Lady to Lady

Babs Gray, Brandie Posey, Tess Barker

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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This week, Anna Valenzuela (@AnnaVisFun) subs in for Tess and the ladies discuss spending another week in quarantine. They talk about how weird it is to not be able to hug your friends in the wild, being single during quarantine, and Anna shares a story about finding a turd in a suitcase (not recently). They answer a lady problem from a listener who’s struggling with a breakup with someone they really liked but have incompatible life goals. Thank you to all of our new Patreon members! If you’d like to support the show during these crazy times, join us over at Patreon.com/LadytoLady to enjoy ad-free episodes, bonus content, and more! Get the essential nutrients you might be missing by staying inside with Ritual vitamins. Get 10% off during the first 3 months of using Ritual by going to Ritual.com/LADY. Stay hydrated while drinking less liquids with Liquid IV! Get 25% off your order by going to LiquidIV.com and using code LADY at checkout. Rothy’s has cute and stylish everyday shoes made from recycled water bottles, so you can feel good about what you put on your feet. Head over to Rothys.com/LADY to get you new pair today. Get bonus content on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ladytolady See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hello! The holidays are approaching and the MFM and exactly right merch stores are stocked with
0:07.0	brand new designs from all your favorite podcasts.
0:10.0	Everything from sweatshirts from murdering us to hats for bananas to wrapping paper from my... everything from
0:14.3	Murderinos to hats for Ban animals to wrapping paper from my said no gifts and so much more
0:17.2	Visit exactly right store.com to get shopping
0:20.3	I'm Bob's gray and I look like shit right now and that's just my little secret.
0:25.0	I'm Brandy Posey and unfortunately it might be over for you hose.
0:30.0	I'm Anna Valenzuela and my new favorite form of entertainment is watching
0:34.6	dudes fail at push-up challenges. This is Lady to Lady. Can you give a secret?
0:40.7	Neither can we!
0:43.3	Yay! We got a show for everyone that's the fucking best.
0:55.0	Come on baby. It's time to hang out with your favorite ladies.
1:04.0	Ladies ladies, ladies, ladies,
1:08.0	ladies. Lage. Welcome to the show everybody as you might notice a little bit different this week.
1:18.8	We did not lose Tess to the coronavar.
1:21.6	No. Tess is actually just in the mountains, having a great time.
1:24.4	She just has bad internet.
1:25.4	That's what's going on up there.
1:27.0	Bad internet connection.
1:28.0	But we have a great stand-in for her hilarious comic Anna Valenzuela. Hi. Hi, I'm back.
1:35.0	She's back.
1:37.0	She's back on the show and and now Brandy's roommate slash I guess co-quarantiner.
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