If scary movies get you dread, keep you up late night and bed.

Here's a podcast that will help you lose your mind.

We'll explain the fun real nicely, then we'll talk about what's frightening,

so you never have to have a spooky time.

It's ruined.

Hello, welcome to Ruin.

I'm Hallie.

And I'm Allison.

And this is a podcast where we're in a horror movie, just for you.

Just for each and every one of you.

Hallie, how are you?

I'm okay.

First of all, I did just get a new haircut in case you're watching the video version of this,

available on Patreon.

And unfortunately, because I have a cow lick along my hairline, it is... a new haircut in case you're watching the video version of this available on Patreon. And

unfortunately because I have a cowlick along my hairline, it is forming sort of what I what I

classically think of is like an Amish bowl haircut situation up top. That's first top of mine.

Sure, sure. Is it just like it dries that way and therefore that's like the yes. The line that's gonna create yeah basically it's sort of like a cresting wave

across my forehead where like the hair wants to stand up so then like slowly it becomes shorter

as you go towards the right side of my head which like I guess I could have pointed out as a

problem but I'll just I'll just push it down. I don't know, Alison. Yeah, just keep

forcing it down on your forehead. That's clearly, I'll just do it throughout the day. I just

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