A Perfect Episode (with Brian Robert Jones)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Musician/producer Brian Robert Jones stops by the ~virtual~ Keeping Records studio to talk about what the kids mean when they say "throwing neck," TI-89 calculators, and his lifelong dream of performing live at KFC's Yum! Center in Louisville, KY. (Where, incidentally, Shelby thinks would be a cool place to lose your virginity.) The best part of this perfect episode is that there was not a single technical difficulty or internet connection issue and we all love recording podcasts remotely for everyone's safety. It's the best! Brian's artifacts: Absolutely killing It as a plus one to an event where you know very few if any people (Experience) *NSYNC - Discography (Audio) Nick Jonas performing Spaceman on SNL (Audio-Visual) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Movie) Eating a Gigantic Breakfast at a Nice Hotel (Experience) Follow Brian on Instagram, Twitter, and Spotify. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, good moni-ihua.
0:32.6	Al-a and saludo at alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-kom.
0:35.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:51.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.1	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
1:04.2	Happy Valentine's Day, Caleb.
1:05.8	Happy Valentine's Day.
1:07.3	We are recording on Valentine's Day, the day for lovers, which can be so powerful.
1:12.6	Caleb, today I posted a picture of me and my girlfriend, Lindsay, and I got a lot of DMs being like, I'm really happy for you.
1:23.6	Or like, or like she's like, I got a lot of DMs that were kind of like, wow.
1:32.0	Wow.
1:33.1	We didn't think.
1:35.1	Oh, good.
1:37.4	Well, Lindsay is very beautiful.
1:40.1	I think that is, yeah, there's a flavor to that, isn't there?
1:46.2	There's a, there's a, there's a real taste to like, I'm so happy for you.
1:51.1	Yes, it's very much giving Make a Wish Foundation.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.