A Penis You Can See From Space

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:35:20 I’m Your Grandpa Bear 12:43:24 Poz Load Monday! 15:38:01 A Health Conscious Bug Chaser 17:26:21 Trim Your Fingernails Before You Fist 18:46:19 Forced To Listen To Acapella On A Plane 21:43:19 Catching Your Husband Banging A Brought In A Van 26:42:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:51:02 Vandalising The […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, March 3rd, 2025 coming up on the program today, watching a game of HIV ping pong com swapping.
0:07.9	Plus, an angry wife finds her husband cheating on her in a creepy fuck van, a penis so large it can be observed from space, and hanging out of a train is a great idea, unless you want to keep your head attached to your neck.
0:22.4	Distorted View Daily.
0:24.2	Proudly presents Brandon's mom, trying to solve the mystery of the wet towels.
0:31.7	Soken wet sitting on top of the washer.
0:35.0	I didn't do that. I haven't washed clothes in days.
0:37.3	Wasn't me?
0:39.1	Who flooded the fucking bathroom?
0:42.5	I didn't do it.
0:44.3	No.
0:46.1	Wet towels.
0:47.1	So somebody was in our house today.
0:48.9	Washing my towels or flooding the bathroom?
0:51.8	Which is it?
0:52.5	Wasn't me.
0:54.1	This is a fair bullshit.
0:56.0	Who's gonna tell the truth here?
0:59.0	Wasn't me.
1:00.0	Nobody needs to tell us to stop with the bathroom.
1:03.0	How else do you clean a flooded bathroom?
1:07.0	How would I flood up the bathroom?
1:09.0	The toilet!
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