So between multiple flat tires while I was in Texas, naked protesters were twerking in the streets.

Jeff Bezos got married, and socialists have officially taken over NYC, so we have a lot to catch up on.

So I don't think I've ever done this before in any episode, but before we get into these stories,

I need to take a little like Brett time and have therapy with you guys because I just need to tell you about the week that I had.

So it was all, like, everything about it was basically great.

Like we did our final leg of the tour.

I had five shows in three days.

We did Austin, Dallas, and Houston.

If you guys were there, you have heard these stories by now and you guys were amazing shows.

I had so much fun

meeting all of you guys. I got to see friends and family. It was great. But in the middle of all

of that, Alex and I had more travel catastrophes than we have ever experienced in our entire life.

And that was because we had the bold idea that instead of flying between all of the Texas

cities, we should just drive.

But the thing is, we had never driven on Texas roads before.

And there is a certain highway called I-35 that I hope to never, never come in contact with

ever again.

And this whole day was just insane.

This was when we were going from

Austin to Dallas. And the context here is that we announced that I was becoming a Fox contributor,

which I'm super excited about. And I appreciate all of your congratulations. And I've been seeing

all your posts whenever I popped up on Fox. So very excited about that. But it was just an intense day

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