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Like many people, I have been quarantining in my house and CA for some time now.

Mostly spending the time hopping on work calls and gaining weight really,

but our friend told me to post this story here, so here it goes.

So one night last month around 10.30, I was eating dinner.

I live in a pretty rural area where houses are spaced farther apart,

and the main town square has got to be at least some two miles from where I live.

IE, the police department, and that night I get a knock on the door,

which is odd at this hour, but I open it anyways, expecting that it's a package.

But there are three dudes in these dirty yellow hazmat suit type things with face shields as well,

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