A.P. Bio creator Mike O'Brien
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
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4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2019
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR. |
| 0:12.3 | I'm Jesse Thorn, it's Bullseye. |
| 0:21.3 | Have you seen AP Bio, the sitcom on NBC, to show about high school or maybe kind of |
| 0:28.0 | about the idea of high school? |
| 0:30.8 | Most of it focuses around a guy named Jack Griffin, played by Glenn Howardton, who you might |
| 0:36.0 | know as Dennis on, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. |
| 0:39.0 | He's been basically perfect for 15 years or however long that show's been running. |
| 0:44.2 | Anyway, AP Bio, if you haven't seen it, here's the premise. |
| 0:47.6 | Jack used to teach philosophy at Harvard and now he doesn't. |
| 0:52.4 | So to make ends meet, he gets a job teaching advanced placement biology at a high school |
| 0:57.8 | in his hometown, Toledo, Ohio. |
| 1:00.4 | He's mis-entropic and not a lovable, mis-enth- really, just a grumpy jerk who thinks that if |
| 1:06.5 | the world were a fair place, he'd be getting a MacArthur Genius grant or whatever. |
| 1:11.3 | And maybe you're thinking you've seen this kind of show before, the teacher who comes |
| 1:14.9 | back home and then he grows as a person becomes lovable and relatable and then he discovers |
| 1:20.4 | maybe there's a little more depth to his dopey students than he thought and blah, blah, |
| 1:25.2 | blah, blah. |
| 1:26.2 | But AP Bio isn't that show. |
| 1:27.8 | I mean, in the very first episode, Jack stands up in front of the class and says exactly |
| 1:32.8 | that. |
| 1:33.8 | But here's the deal. |
| 1:35.3 | I do not care about biology. |
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