A Not So Spooky Halloween Special

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dressed as Chris Jenner, the booted Kardashian sister, Chris tells scary stories, hangs out with Satan Justin, Festive Sam and 80s Rocker Jake, shares about witches and freaky family rooms, hands out tricks or treats to people and things for 2022, dishes on pumpkin and apple spiced drinks and desserts at Starbucks, tackles the circumcision debate of cut or uncut, gives himself a nickname, and considers names for his future kid all while navigating the sensitive topic of Eiffel towers. • DONATE to support Children's Hospitals: Children’s Hospital LA: https://secure1.chla.org/site/Donation2?df_id=1480&mfc_pref=T&1480.donation=form1&utm_source=headerbtn&utm_medium=homepage&utm_campaign=main&s_src=mainheaderbtn Nemours Children’s Health, DE: https://secure.qgiv.com/event/nmaglp/page/594228 Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital, NY: https://secure2.convio.net/nyulmc/site/Donation2?df_id=7463&mfc_pref=T&7463.donation=form1&_ga=2.110228621.907654816.1666888439-1545787918.1666888439 • Dipsea is offering an extended 30 day free trial when you go to https://DipseaStories.com/UNHINGED • Go to http://dadgrass.com/unhinged for 20% off your first order Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	A Big Spark Studios Original.
0:07.0	There we go, mate.
0:15.7	I can't see anything in these.
0:17.2	We are.
0:18.2	Wow.
0:19.2	And that was a loud notification of my ear.
0:20.2	Hello, everybody.
0:21.2	And welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clements, the podcast where we all look an equally
0:27.5	amount of deranged.
0:29.5	If you're watching the video episodes, which we put up on YouTube.com slash Chris, but
0:34.6	if you want to never miss another episode, you can subscribe to whoever you get your
0:39.0	podcasts.
0:41.2	And then again, video episodes go up on YouTube.com slash Chris.
0:44.7	I have to be honest, I'm really trying not to be in my head about this episode because
0:50.8	last year when I lived in Los Angeles, and I was just like, I'm a big production horror.
0:58.6	Like I love a good production.
1:00.8	And I spent like thousands of dollars on the Halloween, the Christmas special, the holiday
1:06.5	specials like New Year's.
1:08.0	Like I live for that.
1:09.0	So the fact that this is kind of a half-assed Halloween, my doing, like I'm not throwing
1:13.6	anybody under the bus.
1:14.6	I mean, I literally just found this wig in a box upstairs titled Wigs and Hairdye.
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