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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

29 Things I've Learned in 29 Years

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.94.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

In light of Chris’ upcoming 29th birthday, Chris lays out 29 things he’s learned along the way, professes pearls of wisdom, encourages listeners to take a moment to breathe, suggests wearing what you want and not worrying about the judgment of others, settles caller disputes, tackles the timing of Christmas decorations, weighs in on drunk kleptomania, dishes on depression food binges, comments on open relationships and finishes up by blowing out his birthday candle. • DONATE to support the following Food Banks: Food Bank of Delaware: https://give.fbd.org/donate Food Bank of New York City: https://engage.foodbanknyc.org/site/Donation2?11964.donation=form1&df_id=11964&mfc_pref=T&creative=fy23_redesign&amtmonthly=25,55,150,250,500&chosen=150&s_src=topmenu&_ga=2.164363707.503923115.1667504209-1709458508.1667504209 LA Food Bank: https://secure.lafoodbank.org/site/Donation2?df_id=3381&mfc_pref=T&3381.donation=form1&_ga=2.131055503.1270461549.1667503772-1668188406.1667503772&_gl=1*13mblsg*_ga*MTY2ODE4ODQwNi4xNjY3NTAzNzcy*_ga_DKX2QWW2GL*MTY2NzUwMzc3Mi4xLjEuMTY2NzUwMzk3OS4zMi4wLjA. Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

A Big Spark Studios Original.

0:04.6

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.

0:16.1

I am Chris Clemens.

0:18.5

Now if you don't want to ever miss another episode, again, be sure to subscribe to Unhinged

0:22.0

with Chris Clemens, wherever you get your podcasts.

0:24.6

If you like video episodes, we upload those on youtube.com slash Chris, same day, same time.

0:31.4

Now this is my birthday episode.

0:37.3

Happy birthday.

0:38.6

No, it's not, yeah, it's Saturday, but I don't know why I'm so weird with birthdays.

0:46.2

I love it and at the same time hate it.

0:49.0

It's not like a getting older kind of hatred.

0:51.3

It's just like I feel like birthdays are like New Year's Eve's or like I don't know

0:59.4

where you just have these expectations of it being one way and then it's I think what

1:03.4

I'm saying is I'm always afraid of being disappointed on my birthday.

1:06.1

I don't know of what or of why, but listen, that's my own trauma.

1:10.4

Now for my birthday, people are always like, I wish I had a PO box, I want to send you

1:14.5

stuff.

1:15.5

I live a very gifted life or not gifted, I live a very like full life, I don't need any

1:23.3

more shit.

1:25.4

But if you want to in honor of me being born, I'm going to have three food banks in the

1:32.4

three places that I've lived in my life.

1:34.7

I'm having the food bank of Delaware and then I'm having New York City and Los Angeles

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