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Joel Osteen Podcast

A No-Stick Anointing | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

iHeartPodcasts

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Don't let lack of approval from others distract you from God's plan for your life.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.1

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:13.9

Well, God bless you.

0:15.4

Always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.0

If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in, and thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. And, of course, this is not doctrinally correct. It's just to make us laugh. But I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic.

0:39.3

They died and went to heaven on the same day. St. Peter said, I'm sorry, men, but your rooms

0:44.2

are not available yet. He didn't know quite what to do, so he decided to call Satan to see if he

0:50.1

would keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed.

0:56.0

In a few hours, Satan called back and said,

0:57.6

Peter, you've got to come get these guys.

0:59.9

The Baptist man is saving everybody.

1:02.4

The Catholic man is forgiven everybody.

1:06.1

And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning.

1:09.1

Hold up your Bibles.

1:10.7

Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about a no-stick

1:32.9

anointing. In life, we all have to deal with negative comments, disrespect and people that are critical. No matter how good of a person you are, somebody won't understand you. Somebody will make fun of you.

1:47.4

Somebody will try to lessen your importance. Maybe a coworker. It's not so much what they say,

1:53.5

but how they say it. Always condescending like you're not smart enough. Maybe it's a relative.

2:00.2

They celebrate everyone in the family,

2:02.7

but they would never give you one single compliment.

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