A No-Stick Anointing | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.4 | Always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.0 | If you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in, and thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. And, of course, this is not doctrinally correct. It's just to make us laugh. But I heard about these three men, a Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic. |
| 0:39.3 | They died and went to heaven on the same day. St. Peter said, I'm sorry, men, but your rooms |
| 0:44.2 | are not available yet. He didn't know quite what to do, so he decided to call Satan to see if he |
| 0:50.1 | would keep them for a little while. Satan reluctantly agreed. |
| 0:56.0 | In a few hours, Satan called back and said, |
| 0:57.6 | Peter, you've got to come get these guys. |
| 0:59.9 | The Baptist man is saving everybody. |
| 1:02.4 | The Catholic man is forgiven everybody. |
| 1:06.1 | And the charismatic has already raised enough money for air conditioning. |
| 1:09.1 | Hold up your Bibles. |
| 1:10.7 | Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess. My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about a no-stick |
| 1:32.9 | anointing. In life, we all have to deal with negative comments, disrespect and people that are critical. No matter how good of a person you are, somebody won't understand you. Somebody will make fun of you. |
| 1:47.4 | Somebody will try to lessen your importance. Maybe a coworker. It's not so much what they say, |
| 1:53.5 | but how they say it. Always condescending like you're not smart enough. Maybe it's a relative. |
| 2:00.2 | They celebrate everyone in the family, |
| 2:02.7 | but they would never give you one single compliment. |
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