Hello Springwood High Students, this is your bulletin student representative Bradley Drew and this is your co-student representative

co-student representative, Terrence Flim.

Wow, what a great year we're about to have here at Springwood.

I know you've heard some troubles at that Camp Crystal Lake and then a while back at Hadnfield, Illinois.

But here in Elm Street, whatever city, things couldn't be gooder.

All I can say is, they ain't us.

No way.

And man, have I been sleeping great.

God, there's nothing like the safety and respite of a good slumber.

Tell me about it. My bedroom is... like the safety and respite of a good slumber.

Tell me about it, my bedroom is filled with all those logs I sawed.

I've been counting sheep so much so.

I can't even count how many sheep there are.

My room's full of sheep. I'm a sheepherder.

And oh Bradley, the best part when I go to sleep, I have the loveliest dreams. Me too, Peaches, hummingbirds, nectarines, and Tyrannosaurus. Nice Tyrannosaurus's. Tyrannosaurus plush. I had a Tyrannosaurus plush dream last night too.

Really? Wow.

Anyway, students, make sure to take all kinds of sleep a don't drink caffeine and just get us afternoon siesta

in before your full night's eight hour rest. We love you.

You.

See you at recess.

Hey I thought you a red and green sweater.

Oh, I bought you a glove with a bunch of finger knives on him.

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