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If you didn't expect to see me here, I don't know why, because after everything that we saw, there's a few reasons.

But the number one is that CM Punk is the world heavyweight champion.

And we have feelings.

Welcome to a post-Saturday night's main event, not Sam Wrestling, emergency podcast where, yes,

C.M. Punk is the guy. He is the world heavyweight champion. For a lot of people,

this was a moment that they've been waiting on. And of course, there was so much speculation,

some of it driven by this ferry program going into tonight's Saturday night's main event as the,

as the days led up to tonight's show. There's no doubt that more and more people started thinking,

what about a non-finish? What if the title stays vacant? What if the title stays vacant? Because

people myself included have a fondness in our heart for chaos, for unpredictability.

And who would have thought?

We all need to keep in mind that it wasn't that long ago, that we would have done anything,

anything in the world just to get a clean finish, just to get a result to one match.

And that's where we're at tonight.

C.M. Punk and Jay Uso walk into Saturday night's main event.

Have a hell of a match.

Build and build and build to this mega climax.

And ultimately, after one, two, three, no ifs, ands, or butts, no hijinks, no nothing.

CM Punk is crowned the world heavyweight champion. And after almost to the day, I mean, a year and

11 months and change. So just about two years since CM Punk made the shocking

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