A New Untold Story: Ep. 294, 295 - Gay II: The Sequel, Fastoolie and his Buffalo Soldiers
A New Untold Story
Barstool Sports
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🗓️ 3 June 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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90-Minute Double-Billed ANUS -- Episode 294 - Gay II: The Sequel -- Episode 295 - Fastoolie and his Buffalo Soldiers
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:35.0 | Live a new Untold Story with Out and About. This is a bonus episode, I believe. This will be out. We're pre-recording it. It's what's today. |
| 0:51.0 | Look, Joe. Is it May? Look at what I'm doing. You're putting a tampon in one of the body armors. |
| 0:56.0 | Listen, it sounds like when you rearrange your girls' guts when it comes out, listen, I just get big enough. This one's not very absorbent. |
| 1:05.0 | Are those the tampons that are given to the women here at Barclays? |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, you know how they say it's like macaroni and cheese. |
| 1:11.0 | I hate that shit. |
| 1:12.0 | You're like, I remember being a 17 year old virgin and all of my peers were like that. |
| 1:17.0 | I just rearranged her gut. I hate it now. That's like, fuck, that's what I got to do. |
| 1:21.0 | I just want to rearrange her guts. My buddy Marcus would always use her as a virgin like that. |
| 1:27.0 | I just rearranged her guts. |
| 1:29.0 | I think it's disgusting. |
| 1:30.0 | My buddy Marcus, while he's putting up her, he's like, I'm about to fucking destroy her. |
| 1:34.0 | That's the grossest thing that anyone can say. |
| 1:36.0 | Destroy. |
| 1:37.0 | Okay. |
| 1:38.0 | Now we have a panic test. |
| 1:40.0 | The absorbent test in a failed. |
| 1:42.0 | Wait, you said you were going to be straight on the show. |
| 1:44.0 | Well, we are straight women. |
| 1:45.0 | Oh, fuck. A loophole. |
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