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I knew I told story episode 286. What are you doing? What? It's the same intro I do every single time. I know it's the same intro that's arbitrage stupid. You've already

already got you want to be a you want to be a broadcaster host. Why would I I've never said I want to be a broad guy from Blake. Here we are. You think I want to be that you do know we're not on 286. What is that? What? What's 286? What did you just say? We're on 286. Yeah, you know we're not 286. The last one was 285. You did you know that's not true. Right. We started on a number to be goofy. We just kept it. No one gives a fuck. No, but it's just.

That's just doing nothing but losing us like listeners. You think that loses us listeners. You've been so on edge. And I even want to be. I'm a.

I'm a. You're a Zanny now. You're a Zanny head now. You're a bar. All right. I'm going to call them because I've never done them. Yeah. If you guys notice, my voice is like. A little like deeper or like I'm like my sounds like my tongue's too big. Is it called slurring? Am I slurring right now?

You're not slurring. No, but that's what it's called when you. Yeah, I'm off a fucking bean. I get nervous for flights. And I'd

ate some beans like a British breakfast. And the one. You don't don't act like you don't act like you go in that

lane because you don't. I'm prescribed beans. I took some. You're not you're not you have zero Zanax

prescription. You're afraid of taking off. You're not even afraid of flying. I am horrifying. I'm just

you. You're every time I look over you, you're you're timing it to see if you can get to three minutes. Okay, as soon as planes take off, I start my stopwatch.

Because I've heard that the thirst three minutes of plane like plane travel is when most accidents occur. And so I wait. I start to start the stopwatch. And when it hits three minutes, that's when I can chill.

You're extremely afraid of flying, but you'll get in a car with me. You'll get in a car with you are the worst driver. You're getting in a car with

Carter. He'll get in a car with Carter Huffman who Carter Huffman's fluch his car like he has to blow when he he like jail broke his larynx so that he can beat the DUI blow. Yeah, he could have just taken the batteries out of the blow and go. But he jail broke his larynx. But I was afraid. That, you know, we got off the plane. And I'm I've three beans in my system. You don't have three beans. I do. Okay, like can't you tell him chillest like I could just say. I'm like this is like a

chillest. I could tell you like a rapper. You are actually little skies. Yeah, I'm like little skies. And so I was afraid to get a drink. Who's from chambers bird PA or mechanics bird, one of the like district three PA. Yeah, Nico.

They don't have to bring Nico into this. Well, it's they don't have much rap representation. That's a wrestling down. That's a wrestling area.

Is that really wrestling areas. There's just an over there. It's gonna be like 27 people who really fuck with what I just said. And they're all gonna like let me know in 27 positive feedbacks is better than whatever else.

We'll get. Sorry, man. I'm off the shits right now. You are. I was afraid to drink. I was afraid to drink after the beans.

The fastest the only time to drink is when you're on chill. Jesus Christ. That's how people die. And so we went out and got like a late lunch.

Time elapsed. Yeah. And I just got a water. But then we saw a margarita stand and they had these novelty cups that are just big ducks and now I'm three beans in a giant margarita deep. And I bought you and me.

Don't act like you're off beans and booze when you took the beans at 4 AM Eastern time.

No, so you don't understand how my body. I take beans so much that like they're always humming my system.

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